And Now For Something Completely Different - 2KCBWDAY5

This post has more to do with fiber than with knitting.... and it will be presented as a poem.

Scooter was getting quite hairy.

The dust balls he left were quite scary.

I told him he had to be groomed.

He thought he was doomed.

And asked, "Will you please spare me?"

I told him, "No way, little dude."

You had better be in a good mood.

I'm going to use scissors and a brush.

Not the electric razor you hate so much.

And don't worry, I have food.

Scooter sat patiently as I cut.

Until I reached his butt.

He only got one bald spot or two.

I'm surprised it was that few.

He sure is a cute little mutt.

There was soft fur on his chin.

And right around his grin.

I saved most of his hair.

And separated it with care.

I will be using it to spin.